Photos: Pat Piasecki
IT’S SO EASY IF YOU STUDY. • It’s jelly inside for Big Papi. Does Papi like jelly? I don’t know. Dunkin’ Donuts came up with that. • I don’t know why I can’t remember the stupid combination. • I want to live in a warm city. • We should sneak onto the Wellesley Country Club at night and map the greens. Just putt all night. • These are good fries. • YOU GUYS ARE SUCH NERDS. • How was your summer? It was great. Did investment banking. Long hours. • I know that you’ll be honest. Some people are afraid to say whatever. • Hey. Want to do me a favor? • THE PLATE IS ACTUALLY BIODEGRADABLE. • I’m a problem-solving student looking for opportunities. • THEY HAVE A HELICOPTER PAD ON THE GOLF COURSE. THEY LAND, PLAY, AND THEN TAKE OFF. • It’s hard to study when you’re hungry. • Wish me luck on my interview. • Wait. Did you know he has a girlfriend? • How are things going with your business? I got the message from my lawyer that I got my trademark. • How many pairs did you bring to school? 12. • Yeah, I was in New York City … well, I was living in New Jersey. • I haven’t been in here. They have sushi? • TIME FOR ME TO BOOGIE ON OUT OF HERE. • WE’RE TRYING TO HAVE IT OPEN BY THE TIME WE GRADUATE. • Have a great day. Stay out of trouble. I am trouble.